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Sunday, February 26, 2006
Sleeping early is good for you
We should all sleep early. Why?
Cuz the more you sleep, the less things you have to do. Let me approach it from a few viewpoints, like bio, chem, maths, econs, gp and fine, pw. It's a coincidence that it's all the subjects that most of us take. Sorry tabitha, i dun really like chinese.
Bio. The more you sleep, the less ATP will be converted to ADP to release energy. The less ATP converted, the less chance that u will become tan huan. Like the picture below. It's not very good if u get caught tan huan. Consequences range from getting deprived of the chance of playing with gc during maths to getting caught by the random maths lecturer, not the one now.
Note the irony of this picture. Chem. Fine i admit my chem's not very good. But i think right, the more you sleep, the less you will be caught unaware of what's happening during chem, cuz u will have a lower tendency to fall sleep (this is not really proven but i dun really care). For example, if u get called during lecture and u are sleeping, and your classmates next to u are all slping, you become the bomb. Moral of the story: dun let the person next to u sleep.
Maths. Ah heck maths lah. Except that there's a test tml. Good luck everyone.
Econs. People may argue that the opportunity cost of sleeping early is very high, like the time spent can be done doing something else like blogging, mugging or making some money. But, the thing is that if u sleep early, you will be fully recharged and your efficiency will be on a point on the PPC, unlike the rest whose efficiency is on a point within the PPC. And also, if u sleep early, u have a lower tendency to sleep in lectures, so u no need sweets like campino! and werther's! to keep u awake. Buying them costs money, thus incuring opportunity cost. Ok back to the first point, what's the point of mugging so hard, when u dunno what's coming out. Think guys think, the probability of something that u mugged is uber high. Like for chinese (which applies only to some now) it's 1/1.0 * 10^x, where x is an unfathomable constant. So u actually incur a much higher opportunity cost if u sacrifice sleep. Like useless mugging vs sleeping, obviously slping has a much higher opp cost.Whoo i typed quite a bit on econs. I own!
GP. Well sleep well, and u can take questions better, esp true if u are going to get bombed by qns tml. Or else u kenna zomg ggxxed tml not my fault.
PW. Sleep earlier, than u can shirk work. "Wah i didnt noe about it lah, u send email at 10, i slp alr lah!" haha. Ok bad example, but u get what i mean.
You may ask. What's considered an early time. I will say. 10! Zhaaaa dannnnnn. Yar really. I try to slp at 10 on weeknights. And most of the time i do.
Haha sleep well. And good luck for tml's test. Frag someone with good maths marks first haha.
Leonard @
9:33 PM
maths fail.
lol. this blog rather cool altho mebbe the pic cud be replaced by a class foto or smth...aha..
wahh tmr got maths test. die.
aniwae inviting all of u 156-ers to join the 156 gang =) no membership applications, no red tape watsoever. juz take 156 =) woooo. wat u get is a nice grp of frens u can call to keep u company on ur way home. or to skool for tt matter. anione interested? =D
n juz a point to show u all how ill fail maths tmr, 156 > 157 =P
cya all tmr! =)
oh n this is si rui. btw. =D
psyray @
9:16 PM
Hi guys...
Hey everyone... Wells, hope you guys had fun watching the play thingy! Went for worship prac while you guys were watching the play. So I'm wondering what the play was like. All I know is that its about two guys trying to murder someone or something like that. Correct me if I'm wrong. Haha.
Well. Have been itching to play pool! Lets please please please have a pool outing after the maths tutorial test. I'm not really good at pool, but I like it! =)
Just yesterday I went to Bibi&Baba to get my RJ uniform... And guess who I met! The two founders of club 157, Mr Xu Cunzhi and Mam. So submitted my 157 club application form to them before getting the uniform. The queue to the shop counter was really quite long, and they didn't have any RJ fitting samples for guys. Went to the corner of the shop near the changing rooms to look for the fitting samples... And Amanda was there! With her netball friends I presume? Being the quiet guy I was I didn't say hi, sorry bout that. Haha. Well, after I bought my uniform I rushed home to play pool with my bros.
Working on my 200th post for my blog... Trying to make it interesting... I remember the time I wrote my 100th post. I spent nearly one week thinking of what to write as well. And I've decided... To write a short passage about the class! Hmmm... Will let you guys know once I'm done! Yup.
Hmmm... If you guys have noticed, I'm really more vocal when I'm writing then when I'm speaking. Kinda interesting. Don't talk much... My reaction time is kinda slow. Once people start talking about a certain topic I hafta think for a long long time before I think of something to say... And by that time they've already gone on to talk about something different. Haha. Well, thats just me I guess!
See ya guys on Monday! Have a great weekend!
BenLow @
8:53 AM
Saturday, February 25, 2006
play!
wah mam -.- that was -____-
aniwae. the play was good! haha quite. though i dun really see its relevance to GP unless its got sth to do with the radio presentation / newspaper reports --> media? hahaha. oh well not important. cool play.
got home pretty late though. mum wasnt too pleased.
anyway, theres still lots we can do to the blog, including changing the picture unless everyone is really so fond of it hahaha.
have a fun weekenddd cheers, mie
meeyay @
12:46 PM
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Hundred Fifty-Seven
All you good good people,
In case you guys didn't know, i'm the founder of a certain club that includes many well known and powerful people in its ranks including co-founder Xu Cunzhi. This club seriously owns all and is extremely exclusive. A hundred and fifty seven thousand pounds a year/month/day could not buy you a place in this prestigious club. Roman Abramovich could not even dream of joining the club. Okay that wasn't very convincing cos Roman doesn't know the club exists but well, you get what I'm trying to say. Anyway. lets move on.
THE HUNDRED and FIFTY-SEVEN CLUB MANIFESTO
The Club: The Hundred and Fifty-Seven Club. (157 club if you're a lazy bastard.. like me)
Club Vision
To make the 157 bus the most happening bus in Singapore and the hundred and fifty-seven club the most happening bus club in Singapore. We envision a day where only one bus service will rule the roads. This bus will always have unlimited seats, it will show live football on its TV, it will have a frequency of 1Hz at least (for you physics uneducated losers, this means once per second or something like that and it's pronounced Hertzxzxzx, SI unit symbol being <3z)
Club Membership Criteria
1. Members must take 157 at least x or x/12 number of times a year or month respectively (our executive committee member(s) will decide on a value of x, watch this space)
2. Members must be true and loyal to the 157 bus although it is probably the rubbishiest bus on the bukit timah route. They should not be able to take any other bus to reach their intended destination (this effectively rules out the idiots from HCI, NJC, NYGH who stubbornly take the 157 in the mornings and pack it up despite having about 12 alternative buses to take. It should be a crime for these people to take the bus as it means innocent people who really need the 157 bus sometimes find themselves unable to board the bus due to it being too full. This results in the innocent people being late and consequently, picking up a white slip/demerit/yellow card whatever. As such, I appeal to all those people who have alternate bus choices, DO NOT take the 157 bus if it's crowded. I empathise that the 157 is the coolest thing on 4 wheels but please, don't screw it up for people who need it badly. You cannot cannot cannot induce-fit into the 157 club[for those biologically illiterate people, induced-fit is some enzyme thing. In this context, take it to mean 'forcing yourself into somewhere where/when you're unwanted, eg. ***])
3. If you do not fit the above criteria, do not fret, you can be an Honorary Member if the exco deems you fit (see, YJ, you can still be a 157 clubber, and i'm not bending the rules for you as this rule states it can happen)
4. If you do not fit any of the above criteria, do not fret, you can join if we reach some kind of compromise.
5. If you do not fit any of the above criteria and there is no compromise, then please join another bus club(where, bus : bus --> bus is not a subset of {157})
Membership Priveleges
1. You get to belong to the most happening bus club in the world.
2. You can redeem one free friendster testimonial from me (I can see the glint in your eyes, greedy bastards)
3. You get to sleep on the bus and watch TV for free if you pay the entrance fee.
4. Flashing your official 157 club card entitles you to kick anyone out of their seats (except senior citizens on green seats) and sit down and sleeeeeeeep zzzzz...
5. A lot of secret special privilges which I'm too lazy to write about.
Membership Fees
Charges range from 45c to $1.70 depending on how long you use the facilities.
FAQ
Q: Hello, I live two stops away from my school [note name of school is not shown to protect the privacy of the HCI student] and I take public transport cos I'm a grown up kid and my parents don't drop me off since it's nearer than 3 bus stops. I like to take 157 because there's this very chio RJC girl. Am I allowed to take the 157? Am I allowed to join the club so as to show off to her that I am very high-class? Can I join the club so I can show off to my friends that I belong to an exclusive club?
Sherlock says: No! [ the following lines are censored due to explicit content and extreme flaming ] I hope that answers your question. Cheers!
Q: Hello! I take 157 everyday and have done so for the past 24 years and I know the route inside out and take it from Boon Lay interchange to Toa Payoh Interchange every single bloody day. Can I join the 157 club?
Sherlock says: Yes Dearest Bus Captain, you are entitled to join the 157 club cos you drive the damn bus anyway. But if you drive very slowly and choose to ignore stranded RJC students because the bus is too packed, you can go drive 174. The same applies if you catch me eating on the bus.
Sherlock says: I know 1337 speak too darling. STFU.
Q: Aye mate! Me 'as been wondering wot you 'as been bangin' on about. Wot, wit all them rubbish. Me takes 157 every ruddy day innit right from me mama's house over to me girlfriend's every single day for 6 years now and I 'as never seen any place called 'bukit timah'. bye! I love citeh! United sucks! Who the **** are Man United!
Sherlock says: Go form your own 157 club stupid manc. This 157 club is only for the SBS 157.
Q: hey im not a stupid manc!
Sherlock says: I'm blocking and deleting you right now. Goodbye.
Q: Hello, my girlfriend takes 157 everyday. However, I think it's not healthy for her to take 157 cos there're lots of good-looking people on the bus and I don't want anyone on 157 to steal her heart. Could you please ban her from the bus and tell her to take 163/93 and change to 852, then change to 66, then change to 176? Please... Her name is __________
Sherlock says: Shut up you fag. You deserve to burn in hell. You're just jealous she's 157% eligible for the 157 club.
Q: Hi Sherlock! Ive waited for this day to talk to you! I need help with my Physics ..
Sherlock says: Screw off. I don't take bloody physics. Just because I was the Physics Pope doesn't mean I'll do your physics homework. You deserve to have your every particle vibrated in hell at 99999999999999Hz.
Q: 157 sucks! Go 174!!
Sherlock says: Fuck you spammer. I'm losing my temper already. That's it. FAQ session is now OVER.
Finally, the moment you've all been waiting for! I will reveal the exlusive... Hundred Fitfy-Seven Club Membership Application Form! _________________________________________________________
Name (in block letters) : Age (3 sf): Please attach a passport sized photo - If I like your face, you get bonus marks.
How often do you take the 157 and for what reason and from which stop to where?
Please Give a Hundred and Fifty-Seven reasons (good or otherwise, copy-pasting is allowed, just copy and paste until you got exactly 157 reasons ok.) 1. 2. 3. 4. . . . . 99. 100. 101. . . . . 156. I hate bus 156, 157 owns. (model answer) 157. I filled up this damn thing so i deserve to be in the club (level 3 answer, full marks)
Note: You are entitled to skip the previous section if you're too lazy. Too bad if you just read it. You're a loser then. The previous section was Optional, it will not be counted for Continual Assesment and as such will have no effect on your GPA.
Ok now, just give me 5 good reasons why you should be in the club (counted) 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
Are you my friend? : Yes/No* Will you ever vandalise the bus with liquid paper? : Yes/No* Do you fit the criteria stipulated in the manifesto? Yes/No* Do you support Liverpool FC? : Yes/No* If not, which team do you support? : _______________ Are you willing to pay the club membership fees and not try to skive payment? : Yes/No* Am I being irritating and lame? : Yes/No* If yes, are you willing to take back what you just answered?: Yes/No* If not, will you ever take 157 again? : No/No*
* delete where applicable
Okay that's enough. Your application will be revied and graded. A minimum GPA of 2.0 is required to join the club. If you fail, please take 174/66/93/163/156...
For examiner's use only - Overall GPA (3sf.) - ______
approved/not approved*
*delete where applicable. ________________________________________________________________ Disclaimer: even if you're not from the 157 club, you are still allowed to take the bus. Only thing is you wont enjoy some of the special benefits and you cannot boast to people that you're from the most happening bus club in the world. cheers!
Yours Sincerely, Sherlock (Mam) President of the Hundred Fifty-Seven Club. Love and Peace to most!
Sherlock @
10:17 PM
walk some more
cheat more. run faster. run like a cheata.
:: ben:z :: @
8:49 PM
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Induced-fit reborn!
Haha last time got some itchy hand go del. So now it's back. And BETTER!!! Ah wadeva. Post lah everyone, make this place some lively blog that we can all go to when the graphs dun look good to you or u just cant recall what's the spdf number of magnesium.
Leonard @
8:41 PM
